Scared out of my ass.

[Alexander DeLarge]

Today was a really good day, I was going to meet with my dealer to buy some pot and a new shit, but when I was taking the firts step out of my house my phone rings.

A new mesage from Bruno.-it says

I thought that he wanna kill another bastard or go to find some bitches with me at night.
But no, I almost pass out when I read it. "SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT WE DID"

we're fuck up. I said loking to the sky in that stupid sunny day.

So I decide to keep inside my house until the night begin. I fucking hate to go out during the day
I call Bruno, we need to meet in the bar at night, I have to know what the hell happend and how we can solve it.

At night for the first time in my life I was at time, waiting to Bruno with a wisky on my hand.

[Bruno Chevalier]

- Sorry, I'm late -I apologized when I saw Alexander.

I tried to remember all the things the girl said, but I was a little drunk. I gave Alexander some papers, information about Jesus life, and this girl called Neus.

- Don't worry, my dear friend -actually I was nervous- She just wanna make me suffer -I saw Alexander was confused- Apparently, this girl who came to my office, was Jesus ex wife. Interesting, isn't it?

[Alexander DeLarge]

WHAT? are you telling me that she knows what we did but she didn't call the police?.- I was so fucking confused and I notice that Bruno wasn't really sober in that moment.

What the hell she want? and how did she knows that we did it? And that cock face had a girlfriend??.. Wait.. is she hot?
I wans't thinking clearly.. you'll have to explane me really slowly I take some codeine pilsl before I came here

[Bruno Chevalier]

- Okay, listen to me -I started saying- This man, I mean Jesus had a wife, they lived happy together until the day he started pretending he was a stupid hollywood star. They're still married, but she is a widow, you know... we killed her husband.

I laughed. I was drank, Alexander was looking at me with his funny face.

- She wanted to call the police, but you know, I'm a fuckin lawyer. -I said- We had won anyway

[Alexander DeLarge]

Ok ok, and anyways if they cath us, there is no prove about the murder, my little virus don't even let a blood drop.- I laughed mainwhile I drink a shot of tequila.

So we are going to kill someone to night or I can go to my house to fuck my wife? I have work to do Tomorrow.-

I don't have any work tomorroy, but will be funny to see Bruno come to my house to fuck with Eva and get catch I thought trying to not laught.

[Bruno Chevalier]

- Go to your fuckin house, man -I replied laughing- Tomorrow I'll visit Benjamín, he is the owner of the brothel where Jesus wife works.

I'm really sad because I can't go visit Eva, but as I always say, business are business.

- Neus is a whore with a double life. -I finally said- What do you think?

[Alexander DeLarge]

A brothel that I don't know yet? in this city? I'm going with you dude, I want to know that bitch, fuck the job!.
And where do you know that Benjamín? is he hot? I ask Laughing mainwhile I pay my drinks.

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